Our beers
ALC 6.4% (TOASTY)
🍊 Orange Zest Pale Ale
Looking for a pale ale that’s a little less pale and a little more interesting?
Ever wondered what happens when you throw real orange zest into a beer?
Do you know the difference between llamas and alpacas? (Unrelated, but we’re curious.)
This robust pale ale with a subtle citrus twist is our way of keeping things fresh—literally. It’s got a slight bit of zest, it’s strong, and it’s just different enough to keep you coming back for another sip.
Try it. Enjoy it. And if you ever figure out the difference between llamas and alpacas, let us know.
ALC 9% (wooohh!!)
🍫 Chocolate Hazelnut Porter
What’s better than chocolate, hazelnut, and beer? Nothing. That’s why we put them all in the same can.
This rich, smooth, and slightly indulgent porter is packed with deep roasted malt, velvety chocolate, and a nutty hit of hazelnut that gets even better as it warms up. It’s dessert, but in beer form.
Could I keep describing it? Sure. But honestly, the best way to understand it is to just drink one. Or two. We’re not here to judge.
ALC 5.6% (perfect for summer)
🥥 Pina Colada Ale-ish
It’s an ale, but also kinda a Piña Colada. Not in a weird, identity-crisis way—more in a “should I be drinking this on a beach in Thailand?” way.
It’s packed with tropical hops, a bit (a lot) of coconut. It's such a different type of beer, to make you wonder if you should be drinking this out of a hollowed-out coconut. You shouldn’t. But we won’t stop you.
Juicy, creamy, dangerously drinkable. Drink it. Enjoy it. Try not to develop an unhealthy obsession.
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